Step 1: Locate your pry bar and sledge hammer.
Step 2: Be certain to plan your vacation for the absolute hottest week of the year, 90+ degree temps and high humidity are favorable.
Step 3: Tear the walls out from at least one room in your house. This activity is much more fun if the walls of your room are covered with chicken wire and plaster.
Step 4: Right at the start of day two of your demolition project, one of you should hurt yourself in a manner that is not life threatening but does require icing and elevation throughout the day consequently leaving your partner to mostly do the remainder of the work on his own.
Step 5: Cap week one of your vacation off with a large section of an old weeping willow tree falling across the power lines that run to your house.
Step 6: Remain upbeat knowing that there is a second week worth of fun & surprises yet to come!
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